Right you lot. Fancy a Mince Bri and a cuppa? Good. Cos I've sorted the Perfect Xmas for us and I need to let you know the detes. Strap in, it's a goodun! CLASSIC.
Christmas Eve!
Right. Pals. Obvs we will get v excited about FC* (and probs told off by the boss for being silly) but let's make sure we have left out our Mince Bri, carrot and cuppa. Before gettin' into our beds to sleep nice and tight until, let's say 6am!
The boss has made some well cute Disco Nap Lavender Bags - so I'll be sniffing one of those until I fall asleep. Now look, don't let me catch you trying to sneak a peek of FC!
*Father Christmas. Apparently he's a fan of being called FC 😎
Stocking Time!
OK. We are waking up nice and early to get pressie opening! And cos we have been well good ALL year, I reckon FC will be spoiling us!
I've asked for loads of sweets cos every self-respectin' rainbow knows you gotta get in your Five A Day! What you askin' for?
I am hoping my stocking is stuffed with these cuties too! Brian's Sweet Selection Box!
(BTW, why does FC always put one of them tiny oranges in the bottom of my stocking btw? NO THANKS! 🤢)
Xmas Breakfast!
Not eating that tiny orange, obvs. I am having the breakfast of legends:
Tea, Toast and Jam
Yorkshire Tea Biscuit Brew ofc. Teabag left in with a slash of soya milk. Classic.
Sourdough from Modern Provider in Margate. Yes mate. Lightly toasted and left to go STONE COLD.
Betty's Strawberry Jam. Pile that ruby red sticky stuff high!
Xmas Pressie Stroll!
After brekkie, we are gonna go for a snazzy stroll round Brian the Rainbow Town! Let's get loads of fresh air, hug all our mates and shout IT'S CHRISTMAS nice and loud. Oh, and hand out pressies to everyone!
This year I've got my pals some Disco Stickers! Haha.
Oh, and a FREE Brian the Rainbow Colouring Sheet. Lol.
Xmas Dinner!
OK, smashers. This is the big one! You are gonna love what I am planning for us:
Starter: Battenberg slices
Main: Xmas Cake
Pudding: Mince Bri's and Trifle
All wheeled in on a hostess trolly. With a MASSIVE urn to make our cups of teas.
Obvs we are havin' crackers. WITH JOKES and party hats. You ready for my fave joke?
Ahem. How does the Moon cut his hair? ECLIPSE IT! Hahaha. Lol.
Telly and Chocs!
Let's round off the day by squeezing onto the sofa, cracking open the chocs and getting the Call the Midwife Xmas Spesh on the telly! Am gonna fill out my Brian the Rainbow Calendar too. I am plannin' loads of parties for us next year. It's gonna be the best!
Best Xmas Chocs In Order:
- Choccie Coins
- Quality Street
- Roses
- Choc Orange
- Match Makers
Best Xmas Sweets In Order:
- Jelly Tots (in a tube, obvs)
- Orange and Lemon Slices
- Turkish Delight
- Sugar Mice
- York Fruits
Fave Call the Midwife Character:
Well this is easy! It's NURSE CRANE! I love her 😭
My Address
Brian the Rainbow
Fun House
Crikey Street
BTR Town
BR1 AN